Dave Barry on 'The Da Vinci Code'

Herald.com | 06/27/2004 | `The DaVinci Code,' cracked

This parody, besides being wickedly funny, is spot-on. If you want to see what the pacing and plot of that awful book are like, look no further. Only read it if, like me, you feel compelled to keep up with the zeitgeist whether you like it or not. BLEACH!